Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Thought provoking questions

If the people at the psychic hot lines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

Why do toasters have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crust which no decent human being would eat?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dish washing liquid is made with real lemons?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 fro Miss America?

How come we put a man on the moon before realizing it would be a good idea to put wheels on a suitcase?

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

1 comment:

Marie said...

Hehehehe! I love this, thanks for the laugh. :)

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